BHEJA FRY!

This is what I call BHEJA FRY....

1)
what is the cube of 13?
Its : SUROOR
wondaring how?
thats bcoz....
TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR
__________________________________________________________________________________
2) ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi,use log hanuman bulate the...batao kyon?
kyonki uska naam hanuman tha..
_________________________________________________________________________________
3 ) wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?
Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya
__________________________________________________________________________________
4) n elephant falls in luv wid n Ant.but Ant's parents r against their
marrige guess y??
they gave a solid reason Ladke k daant bahar hain**
_____________________________________________________________________________
6) Full from of MATHS ?????
Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students
_____________________________________________________________________________
9) what wud u call a girl who never laughs??
Ans: hasina
____________________________________________________________________________
10) 3+ 3 =8
Bataao Kaise?
Bataao Bataao!
Nahi Pata?!!
Are
Galati se!!!!!!!!!!!
11) Teacher: 'A' for?
Student: Apple !!!
Teacher: Jor se bolo
Student: JAI MATA DI
_______________________________________________________________________________
1) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
8) Masala
9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution
= Heart Attack
Matlab
scrolll down
DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!
___________________________________________________________________________________
What's the opposite of "Dominoes"???
think
think
think
think
think
tired of thinking???
Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"
_______________________________________________________________________
Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut"
....
....
..
......
okei don't kill me "Pizza.... Hutna mat"
____________________________________________________
ok whats the opp of venky's..
venlocks...
(now,now,dont bang ur head plz..)
___________________________________________________________________________
Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?
' Come
' palakrishnan.
______________________________________________________________________________
A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.
:-(
Guess why ?
because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae"
_________________________________________________________________________________
ek aadmi marne vala hei to use kya khilaoge .......
sweets nops
salt nopes
think
think
are yaar
birla white cement
kyunki iske ander jaan hei.......
___________________________________________________________________________
whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man
jumping from 10th floor?
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
former goes (hit) aaaaaaaaa
later goes aaaaaaaaa (hit)
___________________________________________________________________
Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an
Orange ?
think......
............
............
............
............
............
............
............
............
............
............
............
............
............
socho socho
............
............
............
............
............
............
............
............
............
............
the answer is ..........
They Both Are Not a Banana !!

Decoding Doublespeak

The following list of phrases and their definitions may help you understand the mysterious language of science and medicine. These special phrases may also come in handy for anyone reading an academic paper.

"IT HAS LONG BEEN KNOWN"
I didn't look up the original reference.

"IT IS BELIEVED THAT"
I think.

"IT IS GENERALLY BELIEVED THAT"
A couple of others think so, too.

"A STATISTICALLY-ORIENTED PROJECTION OF THE SIGNIFICANCE OF
THESE FINDINGS"
A wild guess.

"CORRECT WITHIN AN ORDER OF MAGNITUDE"
Wrong.

Different From vs. Different Than

The expressions different from and different than have been used almost interchangeably for at least 300 years.

Different from is preferred to introduce a phrase; however, different than may also be used.

Example: New Orleans natives’ speech is different from that of New York natives’ speech. Example: New Orleans natives’ speech is different than that of New York natives’ speech.

Different than is preferred to introduce a clause; however, different from may be used if more words are added.

Example: The boulevard led to a different street than the map showed.
Example: The boulevard led to a different street from the one the map showed.

Differently is used as an adverb. Use differently than with a clause following. You may use differently from if you add extra wording.

Example: He walked differently than he had hoped after getting the leg cast off.
Example: He walked differently from what he had hoped after getting the leg cast off.

When to Capitalize People's Titles

When should you capitalize someone's title? I get this question quite often so here are some guidelines:

Rule: Capitalize a person's title when it follows the name on the address or signature line.

Examples: Sincerely, Margaret Haines, Chairperson
Margaret Haines, Chairperson
1234 South Wallace St.
Portland, OR 97232

Rule: Capitalize the titles of high-ranking government officials when used with or before their names.

Do not capitalize the civil title if it is used instead of the name.

Examples: The president will address Congress.
All senators are expected to attend.
The governors, lieutenant governors, and attorneys general called for a special task force.
Governor Connelly, Lieutenant Governor Martinez, and Senators James and Hennessy will attend the meeting.

Rule: Capitalize a title when used as a direct address even when the person is not named.

Examples: Will you be holding a press conference, Madame President?
Please give us your opinion of this latest development, Senator.
We need your response quickly, Mr. President.
We need your response quickly, President Obama.
Will you help me with my homework, Dad?