Saturday 30 June 2018

Wouldn't it have been better if the person who has promised Rs 15 lakhs in every Indian's account had made this statemen?


9th Standard Girl Student Jumps to Her Death

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The girl who jumped yesterday
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Gundecha school..harshita😟

Friday 29 June 2018

Feku Does It Again!


Monday 25 June 2018

Closing Cycles by Paulo Coelho



One always has to know when a stage comes to an end. If we insist on staying longer than the necessary time, we lose the happiness and the meaning of the other stages we have to go through.
Closing cycles, shutting doors, ending chapters – whatever name we give it, what matters is to leave in the past the moments of life that have finished.

You can spend a long time wondering why this has happened.
Things pass, and the best we can do is to let them really go away.

That is why it is so important (however painful it may be!) to destroy souvenirs, move, give lots of things away to orphanages, sell or donate the books you have at home.

Everything in this visible world is a manifestation of the invisible world, of what is going on in our hearts – and getting rid of certain memories also means making some room for other memories to take their place.
Let things go. Release them. Detach yourself from them.
Stop turning on your emotional television to watch the same program over and over again, the one that shows how much you suffered from a certain loss: that is only poisoning you, nothing else.
Before a new chapter is begun, the old one has to be finished: tell yourself that what has passed will never come back.
Remember that there was a time when you could live without that thing or that person – nothing is irreplaceable, a habit is not a need.
This may sound so obvious, it may even be difficult, but it is very important.

Closing cycles. Not because of pride, incapacity or arrogance, but simply because that no longer fits your life.

_*Stop being who you were, and change into who you are now*

Saturday 23 June 2018

RTI : Bank With Amit Shah as Director Collected Highest Amount of Banned Notes Among Coop Banks


RTI: Bank With Amit Shah as Director Collected Highest Amount of Banned Notes Among Coop Banks

Credit: PTI
Mumbai: A district cooperative bank, which has Bharatiya Janata Party (BJP) President Amit Shah as a director, netted the highest deposits among such banks of old Rs 500 and Rs 1,000 notes that were abruptly demonetised on November 8, 2016, according to RTI replies received by a Mumbai activist.
The Ahmedabad District Cooperative Bank (ADCB) secured deposits of Rs 745.59 crore of the spiked notes – in just five days after Prime Minister Narendra Modi made the demonetisation announcement. All the district cooperative banks were banned from accepting deposits of the banned currency notes from the public after November 14, 2016 – five days after demonetisation – on fears that black money would be laundered through this route.
According to the bank’s website, Shah continues to be a director with the bank and has been in that position for several years. He was also the bank’s chairman in 2000. ADCB’s total deposits on March 31, 2017, were Rs 5,050 crore and its net profit for 2016-17 was Rs 14.31 crore.
Right behind ADCB, is the Rajkot District Cooperative Bank, whose chairman Jayeshbhai Vitthalbhai Radadiya is a cabinet minister in Gujarat Chief Minister Vijay Rupani’s government. It got deposits of old currencies worth Rs 693.19 crore.


Interestingly, Rajkot is the hub of Gujarat BJP politics – Modi was first elected from there as a legislator in 2001.
Incidentally, the figures of Ahmedabad-Rajkot DCCBs are much higher than the apex Gujarat State Cooperative Bank Ltd, which got deposits of a mere Rs 1.11 crore.
“The amount of deposits made in the State Cooperative Banks (SCBs) and District Central Cooperative Banks (DCCBs) – revealed under RTI for first time since demonetisation – are astounding,” Manoranjan S. Roy, the RTI activist who made the effort to get the information, told IANS.
The RTI information was given by the Chief General Manager and Appellate Authority, S. Saravanavel, of the National Bank for Agriculture & Rural Development (NABARD).
It has also come to light, through the RTI queries, that only seven public sector banks (PSBs), 32 SCBs, 370 DCCBs, and a little over three-dozen post offices across India collected Rs 7.91 lakh crore — more than half (52 per cent) of the total amount of old currencies of Rs 15.28 lakh crore deposited with the RBI.
The break-up of Rs 7.91 lakh crore mentioned in the RTI replies shows that the value of spiked notes deposited with the RBI by the seven PSBs was Rs 7.57 lakh crore, the 32 SCBs gave in Rs 6,407 crore and the 370 DCCBs brought in Rs 22,271 crore. Old notes deposited by 39 post offices were worth Rs 4,408 crore.
Information from all the SCBs and DCCBs across India were received through the replies. The seven PSBs account for around 29,000 branches – out of the over 92,500 branches of the 21 PSBs in India – according to data published by the RBI. The 14 other PSBs declined to gave information on one ground or the other. There are around 155,000 post offices in the country.
Fifteen months after demonetisation, the government had announced that Rs 15.28 Lakh crore – or 99% of the cancelled notes worth Rs 15.44 lakh crore – were returned to the RBI treasury.
Roy said it was a serious matter if only a few banks and their branches and a handful post offices, apart from SCBs and DCCBs, accounted for over half the old currency notes.
“At this rate, serious questions arise about the actual collection of spiked notes through the remaining 14 mega-PSBs, besides rural-urban banks, private banks (like ICICI, HDFC and others), local cooperatives, Jankalyan Banks and credit cooperatives and other entities with banking licenses, the figures of which are not made available under RTI,” he said.
The SCBs were allowed to exchange or take deposits of banned notes till December 30, 2016 — for a little over seven weeks, in contrast to district cooperative banks which were allowed only five days of transactions.
The prime minister during his demonetisation speech had said that Rs 500 and Rs 1,000 notes could be deposited in bank or post office accounts from November 10 till close of banking hours on December 30, 2016, without any limit. “Thus you will have 50 days to deposit your notes and there is no need for panic,” he had said.
After an uproar, mostly from BJP allies, the government also opened a small window in mid-2017, during the presidential elections, allowing the 32 SCBs and 370 DCCBs – largely owned, managed or controlled by politicians of various parties – to deposit their stocks of the spiked notes with the RBI. The move was strongly criticised by the Congress and other major Opposition parties.
Among the SCBs, the Maharashtra State Cooperative Bank topped the list of depositors with Rs 1,128 crore from 55 branches and the smallest share of Rs 5.94 crore came from just five branches of Jharkhand State Cooperative Bank, according to the replies.
Surprisingly, the Andaman & Nicobar State Cooperative Bank’s share (from 29 branches) was Rs 85.76 crore.
While Maharashtra has a population of 12 crore, Jharkhand’s population is 3.6 crore. Andaman & Nicobar Islands have less than four lakh residents.
The poorest of all the cooperative banks in the country is Banki Central Cooperative Bank Ltd in Odisha, which admitted to receiving zero deposits of the spiked currency.
Of the total 21 PSBs, State Bank of India, Bank of Baroda, Bank of Maharashtra, Central Bank of India, Dena Bank, Indian Overseas Bank, Punjab & Sindh Bank, Vijaya Bank, Andhra Bank, Syndicate Bank, UCO Bank, United Bank of India, Oriental Bank of Commerce, and IDBI Bank (14 banks) — with over 63,500 branches amongst them — did not give any information on deposits.
Nabard mounts defence of bank
In a spirited and curious defence of ADCB, the National Bank for Agriculture and Rural Develoment (NABARD), India’s apex institution for rural economy credit, noted that all the bank accounts into which the demonetised notes were deposited were verified and checked to see if they had complied with ‘know-your-customer’ (KYC) regulations.
“NABARD conducted 100 % verification in Ahmedabad DCCB which revealed that the bank had complied with all the KYC Guidelines of the RBI while accepting the demonetised notes,” it said in a statement released on Friday afternoon.
“As per the verification report of NABARD, required under the extant guidelines, the bank had also submitted the required Cash Transaction Reports (CTRs) and STRs to FlU-India wherever required,” it added.
The agricultural and rural institution also curiously makes two other points in defence of ADCB.
Firstly, it notes that district central cooperative banks in Gujarat received less demonetised notes when compared to their counterparts in Kerala and Maharashtra.
Secondly, it notes that the amount of money that was deposited in the days after demonetisation in ADCB was in complete “proportion to the size and number of accounts in the bank”.
“Of the total 16 lakh accounts with the DCCB, deposits/ exchanges were made only by 1.60 lakh customers  i.e. 9.37% of the total deposit accounts,” NABARD’s statement notes.
Out of these 1.60 lakh customers, less than Rs 2.5 lakh was deposited in 98.66% of the accounts. Out of the bank’s total accounts, 0.09% of accounts saw deposits above Rs 2.5 lakh made.
“The average deposit amount in Ahmedabad DCCB was Rs. 46,795 which was lower than average per depositor in 18 DCCBs of Gujarat. During this intervening period 1.60 lakh customers of the bank deposited/ exchanged demonetised notes aggregating to Rs 746 crore which was only about 15 % of total deposits of the bank,” the statement emphasises.
Note: This article has been updated with NABARD’s response.

Wednesday 20 June 2018

The Killer Mosquito ...

No time or place to be flippant, but I simply could not resist posting this one!

Couldn't help posting this one!
This is a killer...

Can't stop laughing...

😂

A Male mosquito to its wife:

MaleMosq:  Darling I will hunt a Lion for you..

FemaleMosq: Ok fine, now go to sleep

Male Mosq: I will bite an elephant and bring his blood for you..

FemaleMosq: Sure love, go to sleep..

MaleMosq: I will drive you around Paris in a Mercedes

FemaleMosq: hmm ok, go to sleep..

MaleMosq: You dont trust me?  I will get you a 100 gms Gold chain. .

Female Mosq: You idiot go to sleep..

How many times have i told you not to come home after biting Modi...

Tuesday 19 June 2018

At a loss for words? Join the Bureau of Linguistical Reality




Neologisms At a loss for words? Join the Bureau of Linguistical Reality

The participatory artwork is looking for new words to “express what people are feeling and experiencing as our world changes”
CASAPERDIDA, noun: A feeling of anxiety that your house will be lost as a result of a torrential storm or event related to climate change. You might say, for instance, “I am unable to sleep at night as I am overwhelmed by a nagging sense of casaperdida.” This was an example provided by the Florida resident who submitted the word to The Bureau of Linguistical Reality (BLR). The word was approved and thus “created”.
Founded in 2014 by Heidi Quante and Alicia Escott, the BLR is a participatory dictionary and conceptual art project. The artists, who are based in San Francisco, see it as addressing what they consider an absence of language—“a linguistical void”—that accurately reflects the modern world. In their mission statement, they write that: “Our species (Homo Sapiens) is experiencing a collective ‘loss of words’ as our lexicon fails to represent the emotions and experiences we are undergoing as our habitat (earth) rapidly changes due to climate change and other unprecedented events.” They invite submissions on their website, and sometimes ask contributors to come up with a word for an unnamed concept.

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This sentiment seems apposite, perhaps especially in San Francisco. There is a widespread sense that technology, access to water, rent prices and the planet are changing at a pace that defies comprehension. Yet the idea of a “loss of words”, and of words failing to adequately capture the state of things, is as old as language itself. In Old Norse and Old English, kennings—compound words such as “bone-house” or “whale-road”—provided a metaphorical, poetic alternative to nouns. Shakespeare and Milton coined new terms. Robert Hass and Wendell Berry wrote popular poems that dealt with the gap between language and life. (From Mr Berry’s “Words”: “Is there a world beyond words? / There is.”). Maggie Nelson opens her dazzling memoir “The Argonauts” with a dispute. She believes words are “good enough”; her lover thinks they are “corrosive to all that is good, all that is real”. Their argument over language animates the early days of their love, in all its inexpressibility.
If wishing for words that might finally allow people to say what they mean is a long-standing phenomenon, the BLR is still a fascinating index of modern ideas that feel ineffable. For the uneasy combination of gradually unfurling disasters like climate change and the 24-hour cycle of breaking news, there is ennuipocalypse. For the proliferation of new technologies aimed at solving problems “which will in turn eventually produce their own unintended by-products and problems”, there is teuchnikskreis. For the choice between letting your plants die and overusing water in the midst of a drought, there is gwilt. If you weary of doomsday language, the word epoquetude describes the sometimes comforting certainty that although “humanity may succeed in destroying itself, the Earth will certainly survive us as it has survived many cataclysms”.
Many words borrow parts from other languages. Two German words, smashed together. A French prefix married to an English suffix. One word even combines a Korean character with Salvadorean slang. These words are unlikely to go into wide circulation: popularity and usage generally spring from the bottom-up rather than the top-down. Each year, in any case, official dictionaries grow and adapt to reflect changes in language. Merriam-Webster added 850 new words and definitions in March alone. What is the modern world without “cryptocurrency” or “self-care”, after all?
But this project has a different purpose to that of a standard dictionary. The BLR has revealed contemporary fears—mostly submitted, it’s worth noting, by people in California—and they mostly revolve around water, technology and the planet. The most moving of all of the entries is NonnaPaura. The definition is a kind of lament-in-advance. It expresses the strong “longing and wishing for one’s children to have their own children”, coupled with the sense that one’s grandchildren will inherit a world “radically different from the present one, and perhaps filled with untold suffering as climate change accelerates and drastically alters the Earth”. NonnaPaura touches on the much-discussed idea that progress isn’t what it used to be. Things may get worse for future generations, and in fact almost certainly will. But the word also hints at primal desires and dreams: to have children, for our children to have children, and that they might live in a better world than ours. At once elemental and new, NonnaPauralingers.
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