Friday, 19 February 2010
HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB?
HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB?
Put about 100 bricks in some Particular order in a closed Room with an Open window.
Then send all candidates in the room and close the door.
Leave them alone and come back
After 6 hours and then analyze the situation.
If they are counting the bricks.
Put them in the ACCOUNTS DEPARTMENT.
If they are recounting them.. Put them in AUDITING..
If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks.
Put them in ENGINEERING.
If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order.
Put them in PLANNING.
If they are throwing the bricks at each other.
Put them in OPERATIONS.
If they have broken the bricks into pieces.
Put them in INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY.
If they are sitting idle. Put them in HUMAN RESOURCES.
If they say they have tried different combinations, yet
Not a brick has been moved put them in SALES.
If they have already left for the day.
Put them in MARKETING...
If they are staring out of the window.
Put them on strategic PLANNING..
And then last but not least if they are talking to each
Other and not a single brick
Has been Moved.
Congratulate them and put them
In TOP MANAGEMENT.
Interesting Game : Tic Tac Toe
Thursday, 18 February 2010
"Mobile banaa jawan mardo ka raqeeb" (The mobile has become Love's enemy!)
"A meeting of two eyes across a crowded room (or street), a knowing glance or a short nod and a secret smile..." Three decades ago when I was in college, this was the benchmark definition of the start of a romantic relationshipgiven by a most charming classmate Falguni. But times have changed.
During our college days there were no mobile phones. Today it has become an inseperable adjunct of our very selves. It is your constant companion and it can ring anytime, wherever you are and whatever else you may be doing. So, it is not surprising that you come across people out in the street, in the train, at a restaurant, in the public loos.... trying to balance their movements whilst attending to the call (no pun intended!) In this process, we may get to see some rather acrobatic and even grotesque movements of the body posture. But this article is not about that.
I see a very beautiful lady walking towards me on the street, I am momentarily transfixed as I keep staring at her, a half smile ready on my face waiting for the eye oontact. Yes she will look up now...no, she doesn't...maybe when we close up front against each other...no, she doesn't even look now:( Why? She is totally engrossed in a conversation on her cell phone. The lady becomes totally oblivious of her surroundings including me! She passes on and I am left with a sheepish grin on my face and congealed adrenaline in my bloodstream. But for that wretched invention (the mobile phone), I would have had a life partner or a romantic fling...or at least spoken to her???!!!
During our college days there were no mobile phones. Today it has become an inseperable adjunct of our very selves. It is your constant companion and it can ring anytime, wherever you are and whatever else you may be doing. So, it is not surprising that you come across people out in the street, in the train, at a restaurant, in the public loos.... trying to balance their movements whilst attending to the call (no pun intended!) In this process, we may get to see some rather acrobatic and even grotesque movements of the body posture. But this article is not about that.
I see a very beautiful lady walking towards me on the street, I am momentarily transfixed as I keep staring at her, a half smile ready on my face waiting for the eye oontact. Yes she will look up now...no, she doesn't...maybe when we close up front against each other...no, she doesn't even look now:( Why? She is totally engrossed in a conversation on her cell phone. The lady becomes totally oblivious of her surroundings including me! She passes on and I am left with a sheepish grin on my face and congealed adrenaline in my bloodstream. But for that wretched invention (the mobile phone), I would have had a life partner or a romantic fling...or at least spoken to her???!!!
Tuesday, 16 February 2010
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